A colleague recently identified me as the Messiah. I have come up with my first ten commandments:
The Ten Commandments
Thou shalt observe apéritif hour twice a day and keep it holy.
Thou shalt mock cyclists.
Thou shalt not trust socialists. They are an abomination.
Thou shalt not age wine in new oak. This is abomination.
Thou shalt not listen to the teaching of Robert Parker, or that of his family, or friends, neither shalt thou heed the oenophile opinions of his small furry pets.
Thou shalt not play piped music in restaurants.
Thou shalt not eat low fat foods.
Thou shalt treat wholemeal with profound suspicion.
Thou shalt not dumb down.
Thou shalt not kneel upon thy cassock buttons for fear of screaming in pain during divine service.
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